Remember that beer you had every night when you got home, took your shoes off, and put your feet up to watch TV? Bam. Now you're painted as an alcoholic. Remember that hit you took off a joint 3 months ago at your cousin's wedding? Bam. Now you're painted as a drug addict. Surf porn? Uh-oh. The point is divorce litigation is an extreme sport. Don't commit Divorce Suicide.

Tomorrow- You're only as good as your latest bad act.